White Pharmacy

So I was walking tired on 16th Street Mall in Denver, looking at the nice shops, and all of a sudden I'm seeing this far sign saying "White Supremacy". I'm getting closer seeing that it just says: "Pharmacy".
But I know where I got it from - damn newspapers. I never buy newspapers, but on a business trip it just sounds nice to take 'em in the morning. There's nothing like free.
I was reading this article on this f*cked-up nut-case soup-nazi guy called Von Braun who was shooting in the Holocaust Museum in Washington D.C. The guy is 88 years old, don't they ever get tired? These guys should be put to life-long jail time full of mysery and lack of hope for their aweful crimes against humanity and all we fight for everyday.
There is no other punishment that could fit them as they are intentionally looking to hurt us, prevent our peaceful democratic way of life, derail the improving course of inter-racial mutual understand and in short - their goal is to make our life shitty.

The First Female President

My current "Gig of the Day" is that my daughter will be the first female President of the U.S., and that she has legally more chance to become the President than Schwarzenegger himself!

Why am I called Eyalder?

Obvious - me and my wife used to watch a lot of X-Files. Our real names are Eyal and Chely, so I figured that in a parallel universe we could have been called Scully and Mulder - or better yet - S-chelly & Eyal-der.

I hate T-Mobile

So we've got this pre-paid Motorola V330 that we got for my wife back in 2005 (I'm a big believer of "no-commitment" policy when it comes to money. Yes, I am committed to my wife. I'll expand on these in the future). Unfortunately, T-Mobile locks their pre-paid phones, and we cannot use this phone out of the U.S.

Now that we've left the U.S. I entered a T-Mobile shop in Denver, they were very helpful, called T-Mobile support yada yada yada.
A day later I'm getting this on email:

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T-Mobile Sim Unlock Request
Sim Unlock Reference: 3150094
IMEI: 356495003077668

Thank you for taking the time to contact T-Mobile. We have received your SIM Unlock Request. Unfortunately, we are unable to process your request at this time. The account must have been active for 90 days and a refill within the last 30 days.


Thank You,

Sim Unlock Department
T-Mobile USA, Inc.

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Why the hell would I refill if I am out of the country???
Now I hate their guts. I hate illogical things.

I miss my twins!

Aren't they cute?????

Swine Flu

So far I didn't get it.

New York

So I stayed this unexpected weekend in Jersey. Of all things I could do, it hit me right away - the Seinfeld Tour by Kenny "The Real" Kramer. It was fun. Here's a picture of me and Kenny in front of the famous Seinfeld restaurant.

Twitter

I just don't get it.